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Behind the Scenes: Deleted Scene

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"That is it!" Seiya yelled throwing down the script which had a bath scene at the hot springs. "Haru, myself, Ya and Tai do not mind dressing like guys. In fact we prefer to dress that way but that is it. We are not guys and we do not want to be guys! Why does Haru get to be a girl? Why do the three of us have to be CGIed to look like guys!”?

"Sei calm down and quit being such a drama queen," Haruka laughed.

"You do not have to be CGIed for topless scenes because your character is a guy," Seiya shot back.

"She does not get any topless scenes," Yaten interjected.

"Gender confused," Haruka coughed.

"Haru don't aggravate her," Michiru told her lover who grumbled something about why won't they just go back to their planet.

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"Okay people," the director yelled. "Sei, Tai, and Ya get ready. It is time for the bath scene at the hot springs."

Seiya, Taiki, and Yaten stepped into place. Taiki and Yaten had wrapped their breast in the special blue screen tape that they had been given while Seiya had disappeared and was now standing there grinning like an idiom.

"Get ready to take your robes off girls and get in the water," the director ordered. "Action!"

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The Three Lights walked into the bath and begin to get in the water....

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"Cut!" yelled the director. "Sei what have you done!"

Yaten and Taiki sighed as they looked at Seiya. "Here we go again," whisphered Yaten.

"Why are we men," Seiya yelled. "The Three Lights and the Starlights are women in the manga. The Three Lights are women posing as men while they search for their princess."

All the director could do was stare at Sei until he realized he was not looking at Sei's breast but nude body tape with breast drawn on the tape. "The characters of Seiya, Yaten and Taiki are guys because Seiya is clearly in love with Usagi and we can't have two girls in love with each other."

Haruka coughed as she walked up to the director with her arm around Michiru.

"Writers! Blame the writers!" The director yelled running away from Haruka as she ran after him with her "Space Sword" while Michiru laughed.

"Oh Sh...." Michiru thought as her eyes went wide as she turned as saw the Space Sword prop with the others. She turned back to Haruka still chasing the director. "This is not going to be good."
I do not know if there is special blue screen tape. I made it up.

"Standing there grinning like an idoit" is a line from SNL Celeberity Jepoardy about French Stewart.

This is not to degrade transgender people. Haruka has a VERY strong dislike for Starlights but especially Seiya.

I have been reading funny Sailor Moon fanfics and decided to try writing my own. I don't know if I will continue outside the three I have written. These are very very short. I might expand on these but not much.

The name is a take on VH1's Behind the Music series.

The Senshi stages names are as follows with Luna and Artemis in human form being their managers. When the Senshi are by themselves they call each other their names but around others they call each other by their stage names. I got the idea for the names after Rei's stage name from PGSM, Mars Reiko. Originally I was going to add ko at the end of all the names but it did not sound right on some of the names. I have read other fanfics where Luna and Artemis' last name was Night and it just works so I took it.

Usagi....Moon Usa

Ami....Mercury Mi

Rei....Mars Reiko

Makoto....Jupiter Koto

Minako....Venus Ako

Setsuna.....Pluto Suna

Haruka....Uranus Haru

Michiru....Neptune Iru

Hotaru....Saturn Taru

Seiya....Fighter Sei

Taiki....Maker Tai

Yaten.....Healer Ya

Kakyuu.....Fireball Yuu

Mamoru..... Mask Mamo

Luna....Night Luna

Artemis...Night Artemis

Sailor Moon © Naoko Takeuchi
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MysteriousAngel15's avatar
that was realy weird &confuzing